Morning! One of everything, please. That is all. Just one of every single thing and I feel like I will feel satisfied with the state of my own little union over here. I keep walking around my house and looking at everything and I realized, that if I just went ahead and got one of everything, I would feel much better about life. This is due in large part to Pinterest, thanks so much, because now I need approximately 1,000 things I didn’t even KNOW I needed until I started looking at that website.
A full wall of sliding glass doors and windows leading out to my deck? Yes. I NEED that. Which in turn leads to the complete and total necessity of a new couch for my living room. Mind you, since I have been married, 10 years now, we have been the owners of 7 different couches. I am certain that isn’t normal. But I NEED a new one. And once the fantastical wall of looking glass is installed I will need a custom entertainment center type thing for my TV. I will need that. There is no other way around it. And just to be safe, I am sure a new rug in that general area will be in order.
Did you know that I can’t go another day without a staircase desk area in the other half of my living room? NOT. ONE. MORE. DAY. Much obliged, Pinterest. Who knew that a) this creative stroke of genius even existed and b)that I NEED it. I feel the need for it like I feel the need to breathe or to eat my lunch at 10:30 am. NEED. When, not if people, when, this happens that will mean that my kid can have his room back that I hijacked when he was about 3 for my office and then the boys don’t have to share anymore. But are you aware then that means that my entire upstairs which is annoyingly carpeted will need to be fitted with new wood floors? Because if those floors don’t happen soon there is a strong possibility that I am going to move out into my shed with the lawn mower just so I don’t have to look at that carpet again.
This in turn leads to three new bedroom sets, obvi. OBVI.
Not sure if you have seen my bathroom. I am actually pretty happy that you haven’t. Complete overhaul. Enough said.
I am desperate for a new fence and window boxes, shutters and new front stairs, and there is chatter among the men in my house about a basketball court for the back yard (which I find adorably charming because c’mon…the chances…).
Reading this it sounds like I already live in a shed, right? Until about 2 months ago when I started hitting Pinterest full force I was fairly happy with what I had. I did not know the full extent of white cabinet-ed, marbled, bead boarded, hardwood floored magic there was in the world. I also was unaware of the sheer amount of cellulite free asses and thighs there are in existence and did not live in constant mental anguish because on this site that has equally ruined and enhanced my life those same flawless asses are constantly juxtaposed with the most delicious looking melty chocolate peanut buttery cookies/cake goodness that ever was invented. Sigh.
Anyway, in order to stop obsessing about all that I need to do (like sell my body or a kidney or something) to fund my various Pinterest inspired projects I am going to get to the real reason you are here.
Meet Cole! I love this baby. He is the happiest little munchkin and he is my new friend. He brought his parents to the studio to come and visit me and made me fall in love with him.







































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